From the Mind of Dario
Love, Grandpa and Grandmaster Flash

A rather humorous article from Buzzfeed about how auto-tagging is outing Grandmaster Flash as a grandmother.  That must mean the Furious Five are her grandkids.   

…and more post from tumblr


I’m not really sure what happened, but now all my commercials on YouTube are in español. And I just don’t have the heart to tell them I only got a C in high school Spanish :-( 

Robert Downey Jr. as Car Man

Read an article on Jalopnik about the actor’s car collection. Nice bunch of wheels, Mr. Stark… er… I mean, Mr. Downey. It’s interesting what happens when you stay sober, isn’t it? I hope you keep it up and make some more films :-) 


Football giveth and football taketh away.

Happy that football is finally back!  Saddened that I’ve lost my Sunday afternoons for the next 4 months.  There ain’t no free lunch.

Dario C. Cruz - September 12, 2014 at 03:32PM

Only a few more hours and this week will finally be over. Alleluia!

Has anyone seen the timeline of the Pistorius verdict? It’s starts at 8:15am, ends for the day at 2pm, and reconvenes tomorrow. I don’t know if he’s guilty or not, but it seems rather cruel making this poor schmuck wait 24 hours to find out if he’s going to the slammers or not. Justices is not only blind in S. Africa but moves at a snail’s pace.

Cut it out, Ray!

Apparently, by this ad, all sexual harassment was started by Ray Milland. Stop ogling the girls at work, Ray. They don’t like it and you come out looking creepy.


Dario C. Cruz - September 07, 2014 at 12:19PM

It looks like another lousy season for the Raiders. It almost makes me want to watch Arena Football.

Dario C. Cruz - September 04, 2014 at 06:30PM

Got to give you your dues, Google, you just won’t give up on G+. I’ll probably never use it again, but I have to admire your tenacity. Lol

Dario C. Cruz - September 04, 2014 at 03:20PM

If Five Guys ever team up with Krispy Kreme and Jamba Juice… they’d be a lot more happy fat people in America :-)

Gotta Love the Flea Market

I was at the San Jose Flea Market last weekend and almost got poked in the eye twice by umbrellas from pasty face women. Apparently, for some, there just isn’t a high enough level of SPF. But I had a good time anyway.

I heard some mariachi music and had a corn dog. Those are obligatory if you go to that flea market. Well, it is for me anyway. I also bought a brand new Rolex and 10 gym T-shirts, and all for 30 bucks.  The seller told me it wouldn’t shrink or fade as long as I don’t wash it.  But I can’t remember if it was the guy who sold me the watch or socks that said it ;-) 

Dario C. Cruz - August 27, 2014 at 12:06PM

Had my check up today and my blood pressure is fine. Alleluia! Feel free to join me tonight for pork chops, hard liquor, and industrial strength salt.